I don't know, RJ, a two-tone Dover sounds pretty good. White vamp with some shade of brown below? An enjoyable read. Ah, these forums you describe. I learned a lot, I had to unlearn a lot more. I did indeed find real-world friends, learned some…

Groupthink: A tale of noughties nostalgia

Just briefly on the colours Sam, I think olive would be a really good choice, as you could dress it up but it's also such a recognisable casual/military colour in washed cotton

Bespoke washable jacket from Whitcomb & Shaftesbury: Review

Interesting, thanks Chris, I never thought of that. Noted!

Introducing: The PS linen overshirt

I think it's unlikely you'll be able to jump two sizes Nick, sorry!

Introducing: The Finest Polo